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Flip Washington, the project manager revolutionizing procrastination with "quick syncs." No agenda, no decisions—just endless buzzwords. Discover how avoiding accountability and blaming others has become his strategy for success. At least, according to him.

Winston Waddle, engineering manager at Seattle One Bank, celebrates a flawless burndown chart, calling it “agile success.” Meanwhile, his team battles untracked tasks and tech debt. Despite the disconnect, Waddle continues praising high velocity, believing that more charts will surely solve everything.

Seattle firefighters watch a house burn to the ground while debating the responsibilities of the hose platform team. The lack of coordination and refusal to act leaves city officials and homeowners furious, with $7 million in damages and no clear resolution in sight.

AI startup Promptly, fresh off a $350 million valuation, has been exposed as nothing more than three OpenAI API wrappers in a trenchcoat. Analysts predict its next funding round will be valued even higher.

A profile of local engineer Gus Manchot, a 10x developer who has reportedly mastered his 7th JavaScript framework. While executives at his company secure multi-million-dollar deals, Gus remains steadfastly focused on what truly matters—rewriting internal tools, optimizing analytics dashboards, and staring with contempt at product managers.